"Gene and Annie" was the FIRST who got it EXACTLY right,
although a lot of people were close. http://luidyfamily.blogspot.com/
Landis is licking the icing packet that came from a gingerbread house kit. And this was after sampling enough gingerbread building material to construct an edible apartment complex.
How he avoided a sugar coma is still a matter of intense medical fascination as a team of researchers are dumbfounded someone his size can metabolize enough sugar to satiate several rotund Over Eaters Anonymous Members who skipped support group to raid the desert bar at the Golden Corral.
Must be part of his spider powers...