Bad Boys, Spidey Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do...
The TV show "COPS" got wind of my illegal odious versification, and sent a film crew over. They got one look at SpideyLandis, and put him to work filming the opening them song for the show:
Looks like about 97% of the readers thought the April Fools was funny. I only ran off 3% of our blog friends who thought negatively of it, but that's a lower percentage than the number I usually run off when I take a public stand on a Christian issue.
If you missed it, for most of the day today, when you came to our blog, you were immediately taken over to this NOTICE. Of course, most of the fun was thinking it was real, so...
Next year, my goal is to make 5% of our blog friends mad at me. Continuous improvement... we should always strive to get better.
FYI... odious means "bad", and versification means "writing". That was the pinnacle of my writing creativity. It's all downhill from here.
More Awful Comments
You know, I thought we had run off the people calling us names and saying mean things about us but I got all sorts of insults today:
- I am certifiable
- I'm terrible
- I'm someone who would "pull" something
- I'm a bad boy
- I'm the fool
- I'm rotten
- I'm mean
- I stopped a couple of people's hearts
- I made one person poop their big girl undies
- I'm unforgivable
- I'm REALLY mean
- I'm not nice
- I'm "poop"
- I'm shameless and shameful
- I callously almost caused several nervous breakdowns
- I'm really awful
- I'm a booger... yes, a BOOGER
- Evidently I SUCK
- One person wants to clobber me
- I'm naughty
- I'm officially hated now
- I'm a mess
You know, I have only one thing to say to all you people who wrote those ugly things:
YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!!!!
I haven't laughed so hard, so many times in one day in months. I've been cracking ribs all day. Absolutely the most fun, the most laughs, the most light hearted, entertaining day we've had in many many months. If you haven't read the comments, you should (click here), they are funnier than my April Fool's prank. THANK YOU!!! BLESS YOU!!!
Now, I'm off to repent of my wicked ways.
PS. For the 2-3 commenters who were actually mad, said they wouldn't be back to our blog, that our Christian testimony is suffering and people are now starting to doubt our story... how do you respond to that? It's cool if someone didn't like the April Fool's joke and bids "adios" to our blog, but to say our Christian testimony is being diminished, it was a sick joke that ignores the seriousness of Abby's illness and I am casting doubt on our integrity.... I just don't get it. Sorry.
One guy, some "Bruce Hess" fella was actually hoping I'd been arrested! Can you believe that??? He's probably some Pastor or something....
Maybe (hopefully) they are just April Fooling me back...
Abby update later this evening...