Our kids are so stinkin' funny. Almost every day they say something that we get a big laugh from. That's why our blog is called "Where Laughter Lives...". That's not some sentimental moniker; it really describes our life. Here's a couple of recent chuckles:
M E N
I took Landis to the bathroom in a restaurant. He is five. I asked him, "which door do we go in?"
He pointed to the guys door, and said "that one". I asked "why that one?"
Landis replied, "because it says M... E... N..." Landis is just now beginning to spell, so surprised, I quizzed him, "what does M-E-N spell?"
Landis looked up at me and said, "Adult Boys".
P A G
Continuing that theme, later I asked Landis, "what does your shirt spell?"
He looked DOWN at the shirt he was wearing, read the three letters across the chest, and said "PAG".
Hmmmm... what brand of shirt do you think it was? :)
The Naughty List
We were driving home and Abby saw some Christmas lights. "Christmas lights, Daddy!!! Look!!!"
I casually responded in keeping with our usual family humor (which the kids are all used to), "oh we're skipping Christmas this year. Didn't you get the memo?"
Abby never missed a beat and proclaimed with authority, "Daddy... I'm going to tell Santa and he's going to put YOU on the naughty list!"